My best friend is an ugly dog.
He's been at my side night and day.
You'd have to agree, he's nothing to look at.
He chews my shoes and pees on my rug,
He keeps me up howling all night long.
I awoke this morning to find him gone,
My shoes intact and carpet unsoiled.
Can anyone help me find him?
He's an ugly dog, but he's all I've got!